every morning

i wake up and ask the universe if i can hate coldplay

but i just can’t

i want to join the rest of the respectable people i know and just hate coldplay

it doesn’t seem like too much to ask

i would maybe be okay with just liking their old albums

but i like the new ones too

i even like a few songs on viva la vida

ew

gross

i think i need therapy

i already go to therapy

i should ask my therapist if liking coldplay is the root of all my problems

am i secretly a hip dad?

god save me

or kill me

i cannot live with liking coldplay anymore

is there a support group for this?

fuck